"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."

William Shakespeare

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Happy birthday to my home boy William  Shakespeare, 450 years young!

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"When Shireen Baratheon is queen, Westerosi literacy rates are going to be the fucking highest in the known world you just wait."

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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thegoddess-afrodite:

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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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stfuconservatives:

feminishblog:

lavenderlabia:

theconcealedweapon:

Everything Men’s Rights Activists label as “female privilege” is really patriarchy backfiring against men.

The gender-specific rule that men shouldn’t hit women is caused by the misogynistic belief that…

thelordberic:

You know you’re fucked when your crush gives you medieval friendzone talk :D

thelordberic:

You know you’re fucked when your crush gives you medieval friendzone talk :D

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

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Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

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