"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."
Happy birthday to my home boy William Shakespeare, 450 years young!
"When Shireen Baratheon is queen, Westerosi literacy rates are going to be the fucking highest in the known world you just wait."
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
You know you’re fucked when your crush gives you medieval friendzone talk :D
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
it all makes sense now